Episodes

Tuesday Feb 05, 2019
Episode #63 A Bunch Of "Thicc Kings" ft Megan Bain
Tuesday Feb 05, 2019
Tuesday Feb 05, 2019
This weeks the guys are joined by First Lady of the podcast, Megan Bain.
This weeks topics include the Super Bowl recap, vomit stories, the “Tom Brady Shit List”, Top 3 MSF episodes, “The Fear”, nipple slips, dirty towels, and much more.
Including Braw Or Naw and Football News!!!!!
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Hosts: Jordan Patrick & Mike Dotts
Guest: Megan Bain
Producer: Andy Macfarlane
TIMECODE
00:00:00 - Intro & Words With Dotts
00:04:23 - Sponsor Shoutout (Fair City Jiu Jitsu)
00:05:06 - Listener Feedback & General Catch-up
00:33:23 - Sports (Incl; Super Bowl, refereeing standards In Scottish football, and much more)
01:05:55 - Braw Or Naw (Incl; Butter and mayo sandwiches, sober doner kebabs, Krispy Kreme, and much more)
01:18:50 - Top 3 - MSF Episodes (Incl; EP#19 Three Banterous Conversations ft Andrew Henderson, EP#38 This Shows Changed ft Paul Patrick, EP#50 Daddy, Why Do You Smell Like Poison? Ft Paul Patrick, and much more)
01:25:42 - Watching/Listening This Week (Incl; The Cured, Killer Mike, Assassins Creed “Origins”, Be Here Now, and much more)
01:37:27 - Sponsor Shoutout (Fair City Jiu Jitsu)

Wednesday Jan 30, 2019
Episode #62 Get yer Spice Rack Oot! ft Ali McKay
Wednesday Jan 30, 2019
Wednesday Jan 30, 2019
This week, Mike and Andy meet up with Ali McKay to discuss a wide range of topics including heart transplants, general health, going to your doctor, insurance scams, and the question on everybody's lips, what’s your go-to spice out the spice rack?
All this and much more.....
Including Braw Or Naw, Top 3, & Watching/Listening This Week.
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Host: Mike Dotts
Guest: Ali McKay
Producer: Andy Macfarlane
TIMECODE:
00:00:00 - Intro & Words With Dotts
00:02:42 - Sponsor Shoutout (Fair City Jiu Jitsu)
00:04:14 - General Catch Up (Incl; Spice racks, Insurance is a scam, and an update on Mikes stag-do planning)
00:29:30 - Chat with Ali (Ali reflects on his heart transplant and recounts his story so far)
01:23:50 - Braw Or Naw (Incl; Going out “On The Sesh”, Social catch ups at gigs, The Grill, and much more)
01:38:59 - Top-3 - People you’d like to take to the pub.
01:42:18 - Watching/Listening This Week (Titan, Guilty Simpson, Ted buddy Tapes, and more)
01:48:00 Sponsor Shoutout (FairCity Jiu Jitsu)

Wednesday Jan 23, 2019
Episode#61 Booths Are For Riding ft Nate Black
Wednesday Jan 23, 2019
Wednesday Jan 23, 2019
This week the guys are joined by Nate Black.
This weeks topics include Jiu Jitsu, Veganism, No Bull Burgers, Weatherspoons pulling game, Linda McCartney sausages, Favourite fan chants, and much more.
Including Braw Or Naw, Sports, Top 3 and Watching/Listening This Week.
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Hosts: Jordan Patrick & Mike Dotts
Guest: Nate Black
Producer: Andy Macfarlane
TIMECODE:
00:00:00 - Intro & Words With Dotts
00:05:10 - Sponsor Shoutout (Fair City Jiu Jitsu)
00:05:40 - Chat with Nate (Jiu Jitsu, Gi or no Gi, vegan lifestyle, advice for Andy, vegan burgers from Iceland and much more)
00:52:35 - Braw Or Naw (Incl; Microwave burgers, Will Ferrell, Salt & Vinegar, Granny Pants, and much more)
01:12:40 - Top 3 (Sporting disappointments incl; Alex Ferguson, NY Giants, Celtic, Dundee Utd)
01: 25:25 - Sports (Incl; The NFL Playoffs, Super Bowl 53 preview, female officials in male sports, and much more)
01:38:43 - Watching/Listening (Incl; Sex Education, Mike Tyson Hotboxing, Joe Rogan, Run The Jewels, The American Office, UFC Fight Night 143, and much more)
01:48:04 - Sponsor Shoutout (Fair City Jiu Jitsu)

Friday Jan 18, 2019
Episode #60 Still Game Is Still Shite ft BLKGRL
Friday Jan 18, 2019
Friday Jan 18, 2019
This week the guys are joined by Nnena Mckenzie AKA BLKGRL.
This weeks topics include danger wanks, renting your home out for TV shows, meeting Steven Fry, C4 Xmas parties, did I spell that right?, the Gillette ad, and a controversial opinion - Is Chewin’ The Fat better than Still Game?
All this and much more.....
Including Braw Or Naw, Watching/Listening This Week, and the return of Agony Andy.
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Hosts: Jordan Patrick & Mike Dotts
Guest: Nnena Mckenzie aka BLKGRL
Producer: Andy Macfarlane
TIMECODE
00:00:00 - Intro & Words With Dotts
00:01:23 - Sponsor Shoutout (Fair City Jiu Jitsu)
00:02:28 - Listener Feedback
00:03:26 - Interview With BLKGRL (Including a live performance of “Alcoholic”)
00:45:00 - Braw Or Naw (Incl; “Funny” socks, tinned fish, Take That, and much more)
00:53:56 - Agony Andy (Mr X has an internet problem)
01:00:15 - Top 3 Comedy Shows (Incl; Frankie Boyle, Eddie Murphy, Elaine C.Smith, Dave Chapelle, and much more)
01:09:28 - Watching/Listening - (Incl; Titans, True Detective, Dirty Dike, and much more)
01:19:03 - Sponsor Shoutout (Fair City Jiu Jitsu)

Wednesday Jan 09, 2019
Episode #59 A Good Sit-Down Odour ft Mitch Hunter
Wednesday Jan 09, 2019
Wednesday Jan 09, 2019
This weeks the guys are joined by Mitch Hunter (Groovement & Craigie Knowes)
Topics include Mitch’s experience with the craziest taxi driver in Berlin, Ketogenic diets, dating age gaps, dead animal stories, Mike asks for some Stag-do advice, Andy Mac has some big news, and much more...
Including Braw Or Naw, Top-3, and Watching/Listening this Week!
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Hosts: Jordan Patrick & Mike Dotts
Guest: Mitch Hunter
Producer: Andy Macfarlane
TIMECODE
00:00:00 - Intro & Words With Dotts
00:02:40 - Sponsor Shoutout (Fair City Jiu Jitsu)
00:08:00 - Catch-up with Mitch Hunter (Groovement & Craigie Knowes)
00:58:40 - Top 3 (Fast-food chains)
01:11:58 - Braw Or Naw (Incl; Gruesome injury videos, mixing aftershaves, and more)
01:23:58 - You, The Sandemans, Neville Watson, Fortnite, and more)
01:37:35 - Sponsor Shoutout (Fair City Jiu Jitsu)

Friday Jan 04, 2019
Episode #58 Thats Why They Call Me "Jengis Khan"!
Friday Jan 04, 2019
Friday Jan 04, 2019
Happy New Year!
It's the first episode of 2019! To kick-off the year, the guys meet up to discuss pressing topics such as undertaking a one month vegan challenge, Greggs vegan sausage rolls, dirty cutlery at work, living without a fridge, tyre sensors on Fiestas, Kanye Wests upcoming appearance on The Joe Rogan Experience, Louis C.K, old-school ashtrays, and much more.
Including Sports, Watching/Listening This Week, and Braw Or Naw.
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Hosts: Jordan Patrick & Mike Dotts
Producer: Andy Macfarlane
TIMECODE:
00:00:00 - Intro & Words With Dotts
00:01:33 - Sponsor Shoutout (Fair City Jiu Jitsu)
00:03:45 - New Year Recap
00:17:30 - Sports (Incl; The Old Firm, EPL, NFL, LeBron James, Floyd Mayweather, and much more)
00:53:14 - Watching/Listening This Weeks (Incl; Bandersnatch, Sherlock, The Revenant, Civilization 6, and more)
01:02:48 - Braw Or Naw (Incl; Stovies, Facebook clear-out, WWE, New Years resolutions, Dry January, and much more)
01:25:11 - Sponsor Shoutout (Fair City Jiu Jitsu)

Friday Dec 28, 2018
Episode #57 Thats My Gristle Jar ft. Matt McEwan
Friday Dec 28, 2018
Friday Dec 28, 2018
This week the guys are joined by Matt, who’s flown back from China for the post-xmas catch-up. This weeks topics include all the xmas trimming you’d expect such as what time you got up on Xmas day?, What presents Santa brought the guys, shoutouts to the 4 people who downloaded episodes on Xmas day, “The Gooch Of The Year”, going back to work, J-Cole gets a pass, whether you should ask someone who’s been in jail what they’ve been in for, and why does a freshly opened bottle of Stella smell like weed??
Plus, because its Xmas, Andy brought a crate of beers for this weeks podcast so the guys can have a few drinks throughout the show.
Including Sports, Braw Or Naw and Watching/Listening This Week
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Hosts: Jordan Patrick & Mike Dotts
Guest: Matt McEwan
Producer: Andy Macfarlane
TIMECODE
00:00:00 - Intro & Words With Dotts
00:03:20 - Sponsor Shoutout (Fair City Jiu Jitsu)
00:04:48 - Listener Feedback and Christmas catch-up
00:38:42 - Sports (Incl; A shock in the fantasy football league, NFL, derby weekend, Kilmarnock, the Steve Clarke effect, Matts rugby injuries, sports coaching, and much more)
01:02:22- Braw Or Naw (Incl; Non-alcoholic beers, gift cards, Xmas crackers, going out for New Year, and more)
01:19:30 - Watching/Listening This Week (Incl; You Were Never Really Here, Tag, Spiderman Into Spider-Verse, Bird Box, and much more)

Wednesday Dec 19, 2018
Episode #56 Get Your Granny In A Rear-Naked
Wednesday Dec 19, 2018
Wednesday Dec 19, 2018
Its the Monkey Sword Fight Christmas Special.
This weeks topics include Xmas special topics, New Years Resolutions, the listeners tell us how they found out wasn’t real, Top 3 Xmas films, intellectual property, the new Avengers trailer, and the guys are STILL arguing about whether Die Hard is a Christmas film or not.
Including Braw Or Naw, Sports & Watching/Listening To This Week.
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Hosts: Jordan Patrick & Mike Dotts
Producer: Andy Macfarlane
TIMECODE:
00:00:00 - Intro & Words With Dotts
00:01:08 - Sponsor Shoutout (Fair City Jiu Jitsu)
00:02:56 - Listener Feedback
00:16:00 - Christmas presents from Jordan
00:47:40 - Braw Or Naw (Incl; The Queens Speech, 3 bird roast, mince pies, sprouts, and much more)
01:01:20 - Sports (Jamie Robson, Raheem Sterling, Jose Mourinho, and much more)
01:25:28 - Watching/Listening This Week (Incl; Die Hard, Dirty Dike, Helmet, Ice Cube, Kodak Black, Naked Attraction, and much more)
01:38:00 - Top 3 Christmas Films
01:41:30 - Sponsor Shoutout (Fair City Jiu Jitsu)

Friday Dec 07, 2018
Episode #55 You Don't Like A Beefy Hoop? ft Rachel Menzies
Friday Dec 07, 2018
Friday Dec 07, 2018
This week the guys are joined by long-time listener, and friend of the show, Rachel Menzies.
We also have a NEW SPONSOR - Thanks to Steven Gray and the whole team at Fair City Jiu Jitsu
This weeks topics include Secret Santas, the Movember total, Battle O’ The Green Recap, Blend In, Stand Out Dundee preview, Rachel doesn’t like funny things, Mike has a new idea for a mens hot water bottle range, and much more
Including Braw Or Naw, Top 3 & Watching/Listening This Week
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Hosts: Jordan Patrick & Mike Dotts
Guest: Rachel Menzies
Producer: Andy Macfarlane
TIMECODE:
00:00:00 - Intro & Words With Dotts
00:03:17 - Sponsor Shoutout (Fair City Jiu Jitsu)
00:05:10 - Listener Feedback
00:09:30 - General Chat (Incl; After work clothes, kids asking about Santa, kettlebells, electric blankets, Mike has a new idea for mens hot water bottles, and much more)
00:56:53 - Braw Or Naw (Incl; Mustard, NFL franchise in London, Kevin Hart, Twiglets, sparkling water, and much more)
01:31:30 - Top 3 (This week its Top 3 cover songs)
01:42:18 - Watching/Listening This Week (Incl; NFL, Glow, Fleetwood Mac, The Sandemans, Meek Mill, and more)
01:54:54 - Sponsor Shoutout (Fair City Jiu Jitsu)

Thursday Nov 29, 2018
Episode #54 There Will Be No Fingering Here ft Steven Gray
Thursday Nov 29, 2018
Thursday Nov 29, 2018
This week the guys are joined by founder of Fair City Jiu Jitsu, Steven Gray.
This weeks topics include Fair City Jiu Jitsu, Steven's travels around the world to train, his plans for the future of Fair City Jiu Jitsu, the importance of self-discipline and self-improvement in martial arts, traffic jams, car accident etiquette, and much more.
Including Sports, Braw Or Naw, Top-3, and Watching/Listening To This Week.
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Hosts: Jordan Patrick & Mike Dotts
Guest: Steven Gray
Producer: Andy Macfarlane
TIMECODE:
00:00:00 - Intro & Word With Dotts
00:02:12 - Listener Feedback & Movember update
00:07:05 - Chat with Steven
00:39:45 - Sports (Incl; Ortiz Vs Liddell, NFL, and more)
00:49:40 - General chat (Incl; Jordan ignoring Mike at work, car accidents, contacting tribes cut off from civilisation, and more)
01:09:46 - Braw Or Naw (Meat in the wrong bread, Dr Pepper, babies at the cinema, and more)
01:23:08 - Top 3 90s hiphop tracks
01:28:15 - Watching/Listening To This Week (Outlaw King, Don’t Flop, The Emoji Movie, Captain Underpants, Pusha T, and more)